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Post by elkifasi on Sept 14, 2020 16:48:29 GMT -5
Alrighty, everybeast, this is an interesting game that you might enjoy, and it's also pretty simple. Basically, one person makes a wish and the person afterwards thinks of a way it went wrong or was misinterpreted, then they make another wish.
Example: I wish I had a pet sheep.
(Next person) Granted, but it's really old and dies five minutes after you get it, so now you need to bury it.
I wish I had a never ending supply of books.
(Next person) Granted. They're all exactly the same book: A learning to read book containing the extremely interesting content of 'My uncle has a pig. My uncle also has some cows. My uncle has sheep too. My uncle has a very big farm.'
I wish... (et cetera, you get the point)
So, to start this game off...
I wish I was good at playing the guitar.
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Post by yosefu on Sept 15, 2020 4:12:16 GMT -5
You are good at playing the guitar, but only on Guitar Hero, so your skill with an actual guitar is up to debate.
I wish I knew how to wield a sword.
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Post by elkifasi on Sept 16, 2020 1:20:24 GMT -5
You accidentally stab your best friend in the process of learning.
I wish mosquitoes didn't exist.
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Post by yosefu on Sept 16, 2020 2:49:53 GMT -5
The local ecosystem loses its balance and many different animals also go extinct.
I wish I had a balloon
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Post by elkifasi on Sept 18, 2020 3:13:42 GMT -5
You do, but a small child that you are responsible for looking after pops it and gets a fright, so now you have a screaming child on your paws.
I wish sheep were more soft.
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Post by yosefu on Sept 22, 2020 1:52:47 GMT -5
Sheep are now so soft, they can no longer stand on their feet.
I wish I could sleep more
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Post by elkifasi on Sept 22, 2020 5:44:46 GMT -5
You have a curse laid on you in which you prick your finger and spend the next hundred years in a coma. The only way to wake up is for some perverted freak to break into your severely overgrown house and kiss you.
I wish the world was more wholesome.
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Post by yosefu on Sept 22, 2020 7:36:45 GMT -5
The world is more wholesome now, but the outer space isn't, and humanity soon comes to an end with an alien invasion.
I wish I could fly.
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Post by elkifasi on Sept 24, 2020 5:08:30 GMT -5
You can, but said aliens see you as more of a threat now and exterminate you.
I wish ginger beer didn't take so long to make.
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Post by yosefu on Sept 24, 2020 6:11:49 GMT -5
Now it is made almost instantly, but about 99% of the flavor is lost.
I wish the weekend arrived right now.
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Post by elkifasi on Sept 25, 2020 1:52:46 GMT -5
It does, but it's the weekend, several years ago. You also happen to be in the middle of a war.
I wish my dog's hair didn't grow so fast.
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Post by yosefu on Sept 25, 2020 2:16:21 GMT -5
Your dog's hair now doesn't grow as fast but in his place, yours does.
I wish I could enjoy drinking tea more.
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Post by robsan on Oct 7, 2020 4:29:25 GMT -5
Now you really enjoy drinking tea, but it is the only thing you enjoy.
I wish I could be invisible.
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Post by yosefu on Oct 7, 2020 14:47:16 GMT -5
You are completely invisible, but since the light now passes through your eyes too, you cannot see anything.
I wish I could skip ahead to the end of this year
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